Shipping & Returns tl;dr


  • Your coveted wares ship straight from the brands (check below the gold add-to-cart button)
  • $4.99 flat rate, but FREE for Black Card Members
  • Arrives in 5-8 business days, tracking number provided


  • Black Card Members: 30 days, no questions asked. Log in, hit "Returns," send it back, get refunded.
  • Non-members: A change of heart, alas, does not warrant a return. Items in a state of defect can be returned within 7 days. We'll make it right.